“..but right now I’m on this lake shore and I’m sittin’ in the sun.  I’m sure it’ll hit me when I walk through that door tonight.  Yeah I’m gonna miss her…Oh, lookie there…another bite…” Oh Brad Paisley…This is both THE best and WORST song about marriage! MARRIAGE. Whew. (I’d just like to preface the rest of this.. read more →

“…That was a hard ride home, I don’t know how I survived.  They took turns – one would beat me while the other one was driving!  I can’t believe it, I just made a mistake.  Well, parents are the same no matter time nor place so to you all the kids all across the land.. read more →

“…and not as I do but I can’t ‘cause when I look in the mirror I see you…” Three Reasons Why I Don’t Agree with the “Touch It Once” Rule First of all, get your mind outta the gutter.  I’m not talking about THAT! Second of all, while the lyric above isn’t an earth shattering.. read more →

“… I was a little bit taller.  I wish I was a baller.  I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala…”   Oh, Skee-Lo.  You know what they say about wishes, right? “If wishes were horses.. read more →

“…Let me begin.  I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin. I came to get down.  I came to get down.  So get out your seat and jump around!  Jump around!  Jump around!  Jump around!  Jump up Jump up and get down!” Man that song takes me back! Sophomore year homecoming dance.  My dad.. read more →