“…I’m Hemingway with a shot of whiskey.  I’m a TV dinner on a tray trying to figure out the Wheel of Fortune.  I’m a Texaco star, I’m a Gibson guitar.  I’m still a teenage kid trying to go too far.  I’m a jukebox waiting in a neon bar for a quarter…” Lemme just be really.. read more →

“…that live down the street.  Got a good looking woman with her arms ’round me.  Here in a small town where it feels like home, I got everything I need- homegrown-and nothing that I don’t- homegrown…It’s the weight that you carry from the things you think you want.  It’s the weight that you carry from the.. read more →

“…I ain’t no size two but I can shake it, shake it, like I’m supposed to do ’cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase.  All the right junk in all the right places.  I see the magazines working that Photoshop.  We know that shit ain’t real.  Come on, now, make it.. read more →

“…don’t you feel like a ninny, Jenny?  Don’t it make you feel ashamed of yourself?  Don’t it make you feel small, y’all?” Randy Travis.  George Jones.  Kenny Chesney.  All three of ’em have recorded this Bobby Braddock song.  And lemme tell ya’, it’s AWESOME.  I mean, it’s COUNTRY.  Like…twangy country.  None of this bro-country bullshit… read more →

“…to be my girl.  You don’t have to be cool to rule my world.  Ain’t no particular sign I’m compatible with.  I just want your extra time and your kiss…” Please, please, please tell me that you’re chuckling quietly to yourself right now as you envision Julia Roberts belting out those lyrics in a ginormous.. read more →