“…Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens, rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese and Santa puts gifts under Christmas trees…” Well, it’s pretty clear that the guys from Run DMC know what their Christmas is gonna look like.  You know, they’re gonna be in Hollis.  Mom’s gonna cook-chicken, collard greens, rice, stuffing and mac and cheese… read more →

“…A tired father!  Finding parking spaces! DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!  Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards! Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?  And finding a Christmas tree.” I dunno about y’all but this song makes me laugh EVERY time.  Maybe it’s because I remember my.. read more →

“…Time for toys and time for cheer.  We’ve been good, but we can’t last!  Hurry Christmas, hurry fast!  Want a plane that loops the loop. Me, I want a hula hoop!  We can hardly stand the wait!  Please Christmas, don’t be late!” Oh, Alvin and the Chipmunks, how I love you for not mentioning one word.. read more →

“…of a four letter word.  You get my motor runnin’ or you get on my nerves.  You make me wanna kiss you or just flip you the bird.  You always got me thinkin’ of a four letter word.  Oh, you got me thinkin’ of a four letter word.” I gotta admit, this song pretty much.. read more →

“…in a one horse open sleigh.  Over the hills we go laughing all the way HA HA HA…” Maybe it’s just me but trying to get shopping done this time of year doesn’t really leave me laughin’.  I was in Target last night and…WOW.  And I’m generally a nice person.  Unless you’re strictly an internet.. read more →