“….common group but it’ll do.   Save yourself, serve yourself.  World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed.  Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light.  Feeling pretty psyched. It’s the end of the world as we know it.  It’s the end of the.. read more →

“…It’s just another night, that’s all it is.  It’s not the first. It’s not the worst…It’s just another New Year’s Eve.  It’s just another Auld Lang Syne, but when we’re through this New Year you’ll see, we’ll be just fine…” Soooo…I’m having a little tiff with New Year’s this year.  I mean, I just used a.. read more →

“…What a beautiful mess I’m in.  Spendin’ all my time with you,  There’s nothin’ else I’d rather do.  What a sweet addiction that I’m caught up in.  ‘Cause I can’t get enough, Can’t stop the hunger for your love.  What a beautiful, what a beautiful mess I’m in…” (“Beautiful Mess”.  If you don’t know this.. read more →

“…walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.  You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa we believe…” That’s a Christmas classic right there!  Established 1979!  WOOHOO!!  I remember singin’ that bad boy at the top of my lungs back in primary school music class.  I also remember having.. read more →

“…but he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind until the night he put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger and finally drank away her memory.  Life is short but this time it was bigger than the strength he had to get up off his knees.  We found him.. read more →

“…I’m Hemingway with a shot of whiskey.  I’m a TV dinner on a tray trying to figure out the Wheel of Fortune.  I’m a Texaco star, I’m a Gibson guitar.  I’m still a teenage kid trying to go too far.  I’m a jukebox waiting in a neon bar for a quarter…” Lemme just be really.. read more →

“…that live down the street.  Got a good looking woman with her arms ’round me.  Here in a small town where it feels like home, I got everything I need- homegrown-and nothing that I don’t- homegrown…It’s the weight that you carry from the things you think you want.  It’s the weight that you carry from the.. read more →

“…I ain’t no size two but I can shake it, shake it, like I’m supposed to do ’cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase.  All the right junk in all the right places.  I see the magazines working that Photoshop.  We know that shit ain’t real.  Come on, now, make it.. read more →

“…don’t you feel like a ninny, Jenny?  Don’t it make you feel ashamed of yourself?  Don’t it make you feel small, y’all?” Randy Travis.  George Jones.  Kenny Chesney.  All three of ’em have recorded this Bobby Braddock song.  And lemme tell ya’, it’s AWESOME.  I mean, it’s COUNTRY.  Like…twangy country.  None of this bro-country bullshit… read more →

“…to be my girl.  You don’t have to be cool to rule my world.  Ain’t no particular sign I’m compatible with.  I just want your extra time and your kiss…” Please, please, please tell me that you’re chuckling quietly to yourself right now as you envision Julia Roberts belting out those lyrics in a ginormous.. read more →